DNP (Coaches Decision) #3
DNP- (Coaches Decision) #3
:01-The Lakers have a lot of white guys, a lot, enough where there are rumors of moving the team headquarters to Panera Bread. (I’m checking a second source on this)
:03-It’s week 3 of the NBA season bitches and the Cavs FB page has 1,087 “likes” which is great if you’re Del The Funky Homosapien, not so much if you’re an NBA franchise.
:05-Blazers are “I forgot how fine your younger sister was” hot. We can do the “Roy’s knees’”, “Durant/Oden”, “what if’s” forever but this team is a legit contender right now. They can play fast, slow- big or small; anchored by 7 ft Mos Def (LaMarcus Alderidge) who, if he is snubbed this year from the all-star game will cause the same riots we saw in the movie Contagion.
:07-Am I the only one that has noticed that Marcus Camby is slowly morphing into Lawrence Fishburne in Hoodlum? (Google image it can call me a liar! Do it! Why am I yelling?)
:08-…Let me rephrase that…
:09-Am I the only one that has noticed Marcus Camby is still in the league? I think Camby, Steve Blake, Juwan Howard, A. Jamison and Matt Bonner should all be traded to the same team called the Sega Genesis “Coach K All-Stars!!!”. They need a sixth man, will Toby Bailey please pick up a white courtesy phone?
:12-Speaking of fake teams, I think Marvin and Lou Williams along with Chuck Hayes, Brad Miller and Wes Johnson should form a team of “guys that sound like they used to work with your dad”. Where’s Haywood Workman when you need him? #oldschoolnames #makesmehappy
:14-Actual line from the Miami Heat blog: “There are no expectations for Eddy Curry”. We should all be so lucky at our job.
:17-All-star voting starts in one week, how much do you want to bet that Shaq and Yao are still the leading the voting? “The NBA, where people that haven’t watched a game in years still have a say!”
:20-Kris Humphries is the most hated player in the NBA, he’s booed in every arena and it bothers him- you can tell. But my advice to him is to think of Andy Dufrane in The Shawshank Redemption. When he went to the hole for 30 days for illegally playing opera over the prison intercom, he said it was “the easiest time he ever did”, because he had the music in his head. This is YOU KH! Whenever the crowd is on ya tough, just imagine looking down at the round, sepia colored, heart-shaped, reverberating, perfect… I digress. The boos will go away Kris, that memory won’t.
:22-Delonte West was denied his championship visit to the White House because he failed his background check. In Delonte terms he was denied for “drinking, smoking and all types of ill shit.”
:24-Lebron is spending a lot of time around the rim this season (Cavs fans insert joke here), shunning the three pointer and deciding to work in the post, drawing double teams and fouls while creating for teammates. Who would have thought a guy with the body of a PF, hands like a TE and passing ability of a PG would be good in the post? I wish someone had thought of this earlier! (There is enough sarcasm in that carry us to the end of this blog I’m sure.)
